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Last month, I saw that horrific video of a cop slamming a butch lesbian into a wall and out of the washroom for not performing femininity to his satisfaction, and after I was done just shaking with rage, this song popped out pretty much all at once.

Rightists have decided to make transgendered people - mostly transwomen, let's be real about it - the lies-and-slander target for this election to boost their voter turnout and crank up the rage, and they're particularly targeting children. (The fundamentalist effort in Washington State puts a $2500/head bounty on trans kids.)

There have 100% seriously been more cases of Republican senators misbehaving in washrooms than transgendered people - much less trans kids - so FUCK THAT. And if you support this kind of shit, fuck you too, I don't want you as a fan.

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What the fuck do you think you're wearing
Why do you think you have the right
You fucking dykes better get with the programme
or there's gonna be a fight because
we're gonna bring the law down on you
like we always knew we should
And you're gonna pay if you look at us funny
Oh it really gives us wood that's right

'CAUSE WE'RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
'CAUSE WE'RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
UP AGAINST THE STALL

I don't care what these bitches are saying
I don't care if you're a girl
I'm the cop in charge and I know what I'm doing
and your trousers make me burly now
I can finally strut 'round in here and I can
show you who's in charge
You better sit your ass down and pay attention
while my lumber's getting large that's right

'CAUSE WE'RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
'CAUSE WE'RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
UP AGAINST THE STALL

No ID? Then you get no peeing
as I slam you to the wall
Jesus says it's time now to give a beating
and I always give the best of all because
you faggots got to learn one thing and that's
to bow to my command
If my staff of life doesn't show you Jesus
My rod will show you god firsthand

'CAUSE WE'RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
'CAUSE WE'RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
FUCK YOUR NEW ID
WE'RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
'CAUSE WE'RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET UP AGAINST THE STALL

ANYBODY ELSE FEELIN' UPPITY?
I DIDN'T THINK SO

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released May 16, 2016
Special thanks to Klopfenpop for loaning me his bullhorn, it really made the chorus.

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