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For Jaegercon 2013, with special appearances in the chorus by Pacific Rim kaiju fans tereshkova2001, via Tumblr, and Kathryn Tewson, via Facebook.

Blog post about this song here:
crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2013/08/the-t-rex-has-the-f-14/

Song (C) 2013 Crime and the Forces of Evil; this recording Creative Commons/Attribution/Non-Commerical/ShareAlike.

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something in the ocean has a bit of an attitude
kickin' in the bottom like it's going to burst
chompin' all the sharkies, eatin' all our salmon
steppin' on the coral but it's gonna get worse

rippin' over bridges, tearing down towns
monorail in ribbons, space needle down
jaeger fallen over, pilots in tears
mecha to the rescue, now we're all here for

kaiju meat
better than bacon
kaiju meat
tasty with fries
kaiju meat
pandimensional poutine
kaiju meat
phosphoresent surprise

[turnaround]

barbecue pit boilin' under the ocean
carbonated soda shouldn't turn out so blue
colour's going off 'cause of all of that fission
bubblegum cider made expressly for you

pop it in the engine, turbo engage
five hundred fifty octane, mecha rampage
jaeger fallen over, kaiju went chomp
dancin' to the rescue, see how we stomp for

kaiju meat
nothin' like chicken
kaiju meat
it's cholesterol-free
kaiju meat
pandimensional protein
kaiju meat
hot pockets of the sea

[bridge] [gets knocked over] [because that's what bridges do]

kaiju meat
the champion's breakfast
kaiju meat
good for ev-er-y mood
kaiju meat
pandimensional repast
kaiju meat
it's an all-the-time food!

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AAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
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released August 9, 2013

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